…I think it’s a cut-scene from the latest Child’s Play movie, Chuckie does Fixies.

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…I’m gonna let this marinate for a few years so you get the full flavour of the ‘What the FUCK was I doing?’ when you look back on it…

Pretty faggy outfit bro

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I guess when emos get old they get hipster.
Jared Leto being a fag on a fixie

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…and the best idea you can come up with is to pose for cute photos with your natty hipster bicycle. Welcome to the world of fagsonfixies.

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…I hope he rides his fixie as good as he skateboards.

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…it’s describing the many ways in which this hipster fuckwad is a giant swollen shit floating in the toilet water of humaity.

Floating shit

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STP = Steel Tubing Perversion

tube

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looking like a cabin boy climbing through a window

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