…I think it’s a cut-scene from the latest Child’s Play movie, Chuckie does Fixies.

…I’m gonna let this marinate for a few years so you get the full flavour of the ‘What the FUCK was I doing?’ when you look back on it…

…and the best idea you can come up with is to pose for cute photos with your natty hipster bicycle. Welcome to the world of fagsonfixies.

…it’s describing the many ways in which this hipster fuckwad is a giant swollen shit floating in the toilet water of humaity.





