Everybody fucking hates hipsters, and everybody fucking hates fixies. Put ‘em together and you have the most loathsome combination ever conceived. Wheeled hipsters with no brakes and barely any control. Wheeled hipsters who sucked at skateboarding, sucked at BMX, and are now creating their own sport that can only be described as the new rollerblading.
Oh yeah, and as for the term ‘fag’…I just liked the alliteration in ‘fags on fixies’. It’s catchy, it’s ‘hip’. We’re not out here to cause sexual preference disharmony, we’re stricly ’bout knockin’ the fags on fixies.
you stupid fucking cunt
^^ Vindication right there ^^
What’s the hardest part about riding a fixie? Telling your dad that your gay.
You sir should be knighted!!! The site made my day!
Awesome sight. Fixies are a fucking joke.
I personally hate on football. Each yo their own.
Wow, this is so sad.
I feel extremely sorry for whoever put this up!
So, I ride a fixie, but I’m not a hipster, and not gay? Do I still qualify for site membership?!
I’m 41 and ride a BMX bike in place of a sports car. Am I going through a mid life crisis?
Cycling is what every fat cunt should be doing instead of this! I mean, fixed gear, road bike, mountain, BMX, tall, tandem, recumbent, penny farthing, sting ray, beach cruiser, unicycle, trike, and any other I failed to mention….they are all good! I do have to agree that fixed gear bikes should not be on the road and that hipsters are fucking gay. But that said, I think they are fucking righteous for choosing a bike to be assholes on instead of high performance cars, which there are more fags ridding in than on bikes. Football fags. Fashion fags. Music fags. Food fags. Fag fags. All of humanity is destroying the Earth, which we can all agree is fucking gay.
its only the hipsters that make this shit look stupid. even if you train for TT , triathlons or anything you should be training at somepoint on a fixie..
FUCK YOU FIXIE FAGS!
We know it’s just a fashion statement you pathetic cunts.
http://www.myspace.com/video/vid/107549007#pm_cmp=vid_OEV_P_P
FIXIE FAG music clip
It really answered my problem, thank you!
dudes just man because the guy that fucked his bitch rode a fixie
Who ever made this site is a dumb ass. and ill agree with you on that there are no breaks, but I am not a hipster and i ride a fixed gear and I have more control over it than my 10 speed. so you are a huge idiot. And are extremely ignorant. All of you are.
Very well executed site… but it kind of just makes me want a bike now
I don’t understand, you hate fixies so much but then have a site with really good pictures and videos all about fixies. By having this site aren’t you helping spread cool fixie online content – even though you hate it? I don’t own a fixie, but I like them, and I use this site to get vids and pics of them. IronIC!
This website is so offensive. Honestly, I only came upon it because I was searching to buy a new bike since mine was stolen, and at first I thought it might be a funny site because I am also irritated by the fixie fad. I mean really, if you bike every single day up and around hills, in lots of traffic, etc., why would you want a bike that is actually much HARDER to ride? Yes, I see that it is a fashion statement, and the hipster style has become so ubiquitous that it is entirely predictable and downright boring, to the point of being silly and even embarrassing.
However, the original bike was a single speed. That’s what I rode as a kid even just as recently as the 80′s. I remember being awed when a neighbor girl a few years older got a 3-speed. A THREE speed. Now we have 21, 24, 27 speeds (though I argue they’re unnecessary – my mountain bike that was stolen was a 24-speed and I probably only ever used four or five positions regularly).
So, I GET IT…. I would even like to ride a fixie for some decent distance and see how it feels. To push my body and move the bike solely with my own physical exertion.
With all that said, this website is offensive and ridiculous (literally, deserving of ridicule) in its hatred and ignorance. And its use of the word fag is horrendous. Fag is a powerful and hurtful word toward gay people, just like the common use of the word “gay” to describe something you don’t like is inappropriate and insensitive. Oh oh oh I’m being PC! Yeah, sorry, I am gay and I can call my friends fags, queers, gaybos, or whatever other rendition of intentionally hurtful words that homophobes use… but YOU cannot. Why not call it Towelheads on Fixies? Or Niggers on Fixies? Or Pigs on Fixies. Junkies on Fixies. Retards on Fixies. WOPs on Fixies. Spics on Fixies.
Language is oppression. And who wants to oppress?
i ride a fixed gear and i can stop faster with my foot straps and no brake than most of you fools. I have more control and connection to the road than you retards can imagine, google mike chicon or steven jensen and then get back to me on how thats gay, most of you are not creative and have to lump everyone together, the truth is if you are a real rider the douchey hipsters i see all the time are even more annoying to us because then everyone connects those fools to us. they all look the same. chrome bag vneck beanie halfback tight pants. its hilarious most cant even track stand and i did that easily in my first week. if you training hard on fixed gear you also adoing actual mileage instead of roadies that dont realize the are coasting for 10-20% of there ride. like rocky and apollo running on the beach , eye of tiger bitches, eye of the mother fuckin tiger, cut me mik !