“I like to ride. Fixed gear. No brakes. Can’t stop…don’t want to either.”

SLAMS INTO BACK OF TAXI.

Ok…so waaaaait….you can stop? You mean you just have no CONTROL over when you stop? I have no fucking idea what this movie is supposed to be about but at a rough guess I’ll go with YEAH FIXIE EXTREME LIFESTYLE NEW YORK ON THE EDGE CAN’T BUY ME BRO FUCK YOU SUITS I CAN JUMP A DUMPSTER ON MY FIXIE WHOOP WHOOP HELLA RAD!

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He seems to be one half pre-pubescent pirate and the other half Harry Potter. He’s got all the sweet fixie gear.

It seems the only thing Sam Pepper is missing is a functioning pair of testicles.

Sam fucking Pepper what a cunt

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