…so I was stoked to receive this message from ‘Hamish’.

“this is the biggest waste of anyones time in the world, i wouldn’t call myself ‘hipster’ as I dont wear original vans and rolled up jeans and shit but i like bikes with drop bars and bright colours so the fact the website just takes the piss out of people who ride bikes and like to be outside having fun is really really lame because it is ovbvious that you are some cunty guy who sits on his jobless arse all day being as shallow as possible. Get. A. Life.”

You’re almost right…but I lie in bed, being fed through a tube and typing with a digital proboscis attached to my forehead.

This is for you…

…yeah that’s right, Armani all up in this shit proving fixie FASHION sucks a sweaty dick.