Peep this wack footy.

It’s a viral campaign for an ‘accessory designer’ featuring ‘emotional’ instrumental music and a cast who look like they took fashion tips from Pee Wee Herman. Gay backpacks, shit BMX tricks and a super corny closing section featuring flares and skids means this is some serious smack-down anti-fixie shit.

Did they mean to do this or what? I gotta find this Manny Bonnett clown and shake his oversized white glove. Keep it up homey!

Post to Twitter

…I call them LOLbillies.

LOL look at this kook!

Post to Twitter

But filming yourself riding a bicycle with no brakes, crashing into a table, and putting the footage on Youtube? WTF, just delete it dude. Delete it and let us never speak of this again.

Post to Twitter

…that pushes their ass into the air in a manner equivalent to that of a female baboon in mating season

baboon ass

Post to Twitter