‘I’M serious about this moustache shit…and fixies…and wearing overcoats and taking pictures of myself sitting on my fixie…it’s THE OTHER GUYS who are the fags’.
…you just bought a sports car, sniffed some coke, and fucked your secretary. I guess these days the equivalent is buying a fixie and growing a moustache…
…fixed gear bikes carry dumb white wannabe hipster fuckwads all around the world’s cities like blood cells carry HIV through the bodies of starving Africans. FUCK this shit. Fuck our world.
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