…I’m gonna let this marinate for a few years so you get the full flavour of the ‘What the FUCK was I doing?’ when you look back on it…
…and the best idea you can come up with is to pose for cute photos with your natty hipster bicycle. Welcome to the world of fagsonfixies.
He has the following to say about himself…
“I work as Booker Assistant for Bananas Agency
I wear Pants and Sweat-Shirt by DIOR.
Sneakers by VAN’S.
Glasses by CUTLER & GROSS.
Perfume: DIOR Homme.
Fixie Brooklin Machine works from NYC self-assembled.
Fashion is important when other people stare at you.
My look is a mix of Street style and luxe.
I love to ride my bike. I don’t like posers.
My message to the world: Move you !”
I have only one word for him…can you guess what it is?
…and I admit that maybe sometimes I get it wrong…but just to prove that this is a worthwhile exercise…BOOM double drop, ya can’t argue with these.
…what else can help disguise the fact that I’m a thirty something bed-wetter who likes to suck my thumb and dream of ponies…hmm, oh ya sweet LOL I needs me a FIXIE!
Burberry cap. Cute little man-bag. Deep sense of self loathing and despair caused by catching sight of his reflection cycling past a storefront.
Don’t watch this unless you have a strong stomach. You have been warned. Send your reaction videos to fagsonfixies
…in the context of leotards, Germans, sports halls and cheering crowds of jocks…it all makes sense.
BUY!
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