…would you draw attention to yourself by growing a walrus mustache and dressing from the lost property box of a 1980s High School?
Who the fuck knows. This bunch was found running free high in the Andean mountains, but ten minutes after this photograph was taken they all pedalled up each others buttholes never to be seen again.
…got trapped on an island for a thousand years, the product of their interbreeding would probably look something like this.
…it’s describing the many ways in which this hipster fuckwad is a giant swollen shit floating in the toilet water of humaity.
I’d wear a knitted hat and tight jeans and I’d ride my bicycle and my spokey dokeys would go wheeeee clack clack clack and all the chicks would stop and stare…
BUY!
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